About The Infamous Boob Graze

Between all the innocent, and not so innocent interactions between a guy and a girl nothing beats the Boob Graze. The boob graze is (if you don't already know) when a girl accidentally rubs her boob against an odd part of your body...like your shoulder....or your back. The thing that makes the boob graze special is that it is non threatening enough so it can keep on happening, and just the right amount of dirty to bring a smirk on any guys' face. And what can a guy do? it's not our fault...it's nature's fault because it equipped women with this clumsy marvelous things called breasts that keep rubbing on your shoulder, back, forearm or an ear (trust me...its happened).

Now, what's not cool are the guys that abuse the wonder of the boob graze. How can you abuse the boob graze you ask? why, by creating these scenarios where you keep on grazing the boob(s) of a hot chick almost every day by "accident"...yeah right. These Boob Grazer Posers...or Pseudo Grazers are just perverts in sheep's clothing...and they totally miss the point of the boob graze. What makes the boob graze so wonderful is that it happens by accident , it's so random it may happen; but it may not happen...it's much like eating a chocolate and when you're midway through it you find out it has delicious cream filling. Seriously it is the randomness of it that makes it hot...and the fact that the girl also knows she just grazed your back, arm, shoulder or the top of your head with her boob(s) but she's kinda afraid to mention it...and i guess she would get all defensive and would rationalize it as "well, what the hell can i do if these missiles are in the way?"...as i said...innocent;but with just the right amount of naughty

On a closing note: All you Pseudo Grazers should get a punishment fitting for your horrible HORRIBLE crime, and that would be, to be in the same room with the guy that is a Pseudo penis grazer...that is (if you don't already know) the guy that would find any excuse to graze his penis on some girl's back, shoulder or the top of her head...only to find out that the second time that this guy grazes you he's as hard as the iceberg that sunk the titanic...ooh better yet he's as hard as a diamond drill...with the iceberg that sunk the titanic on top...anyways that should be a great punishment.